We are Shannon and Alex.

Get to know us, because you may hate us soon.

We trash talk your favorite bands and glorify the ones we deem worthy.

We're not bitches- we're just brutally honest.

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

We poke fun of stuff but honestly kiddos- we won't bite. Unless you're into that.

Fuck yer scene.

Whatever doesn't suck.

Whatever we can make fun of.

Whatever we can ramble on about.

Whatever stirs up shit.